Comments for Concentrated Awesome http://concentratedawesome.net We're the Oingo to your Boingo, the Wang to your Chung Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:56:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 Comment on Jump, Jump for Joy by Will http://concentratedawesome.net/2010/03/03/jump-jump-for-joy/comment-page-1/#comment-256 Will Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:56:26 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1965#comment-256 you could say you're now wiggity-wiggity-wiggity Mac. I've always secretly suspected your wife married you because she can safely typo "I love my husband Mac" you could say you’re now wiggity-wiggity-wiggity Mac.

I’ve always secretly suspected your wife married you because she can safely typo “I love my husband Mac”

]]> Comment on Pat Robertson running out of minorities to blame by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2010/03/01/pat-robertson-running-out-of-minorities-to-blame/comment-page-1/#comment-255 Marc Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:27:20 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1942#comment-255 We're all praying for Pat in his search for a scapegoat. We submit this explanation: everyone below the Equator is a heathen and at risk to be smote by the Lord. We’re all praying for Pat in his search for a scapegoat. We submit this explanation: everyone below the Equator is a heathen and at risk to be smote by the Lord.

]]> Comment on Marc-ed for Death by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2010/01/29/marc-ed-for-death/comment-page-1/#comment-254 Marc Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:27:25 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1845#comment-254 Hey, our website may be out-of-control and a train wreck, but...what was the third thing you said? (must be the Alzheimer's seeping in). Not only will I be entitled to narcotics from the gov., but free money as well. (I'm old - gimme, gimme, gimme!)If time is money, then "Old Father Time" must be a billionaire! Hey, our website may be out-of-control and a train wreck, but…what was the third thing you said? (must be the Alzheimer’s seeping in).
Not only will I be entitled to narcotics from the gov., but free money as well. (I’m old – gimme, gimme, gimme!)If time is money, then “Old Father Time” must be a billionaire!

]]> Comment on G Marks the Spot by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2010/01/07/g-marks-the-spot/comment-page-1/#comment-253 Marc Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:10:43 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1793#comment-253 In this case, XXX marks the spot. The g-spot is like God; there may not be much tangible evidence it exists, but a significant number of people believe in it in some form. I might've just stumbled across why Buddha is so content -- that chubby Casanova found it. In this case, XXX marks the spot. The g-spot is like God; there may not be much tangible evidence it exists, but a significant number of people believe in it in some form. I might’ve just stumbled across why Buddha is so content — that chubby Casanova found it.

]]> Comment on The 2009 “Go Fuck Yourselves” by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2009/12/31/the-2009-go-fuck-yourselves/comment-page-1/#comment-252 Marc Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:49:51 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1768#comment-252 Pineapples? According to your site bio, papayas are your preferred fruit (whoever wrote your profile must not know you very well). I'm proud to say most of those sexual puns about golf have been exhausted on this very site. He didn't punch her, he slap chopped her --or ShamPow'ed her (take your pick) -- to demonstrate yet another use for those diverse products. I'd argue that Billy Zabka is the only person who can save "Jersey Shore." Will the zombie mania ever die down -- or undie down? Pineapples? According to your site bio, papayas are your preferred fruit (whoever wrote your profile must not know you very well).
I’m proud to say most of those sexual puns about golf have been exhausted on this very site.
He didn’t punch her, he slap chopped her –or ShamPow’ed her (take your pick) — to demonstrate yet another use for those diverse products.
I’d argue that Billy Zabka is the only person who can save “Jersey Shore.”
Will the zombie mania ever die down — or undie down?

]]> Comment on Knock on Woods by Will http://concentratedawesome.net/2009/12/07/knock-on-woods/comment-page-1/#comment-251 Will Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:00:05 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1747#comment-251 You know why he got into that accident with the fire hydrant/tree right? He couldn't decided between hitting an iron or a wood. You know why he got into that accident with the fire hydrant/tree right? He couldn’t decided between hitting an iron or a wood.

]]> Comment on Black Friday/Cyber Monday Consumer Whore-a-thon by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2009/12/01/black-fridaycyber-monday-consumer-whore-a-thon/comment-page-1/#comment-250 Marc Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:43:17 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1710#comment-250 Another DVD for the President's collection: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. Cage was a great gambler -- everything used to come up "Snake Eyes." He hopes find some "National Treasure." Another DVD for the President’s collection: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner.
Cage was a great gambler — everything used to come up “Snake Eyes.” He hopes find some “National Treasure.”

]]> Comment on Getting away with Nerd-ure by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2009/11/13/getting-away-with-nerd-ure/comment-page-1/#comment-249 Marc Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:08:14 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1575#comment-249 I define what you do as "hardcore nerdity." The motto of a slutty policewoman is "to erect and service." Another of Newton's laws states that "a body in a bar is either at rest (asleep) or moves in a zig-zagging line at a sporadic speed. I define what you do as “hardcore nerdity.”
The motto of a slutty policewoman is “to erect and service.”
Another of Newton’s laws states that “a body in a bar is either at rest (asleep) or moves in a zig-zagging line at a sporadic speed.

]]> Comment on Brew Haha by Will http://concentratedawesome.net/2009/10/22/brew-haha/comment-page-1/#comment-248 Will Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:44:21 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1522#comment-248 Got too drunk to play video games - Age 18 Wished there really was a Wonka-like beer factory a la family guy - Age 15 Wished boobs produced beer - Age 2 1/2 Tried to make Skittlebrau - Age 23 Put out a fire started by alcohol with alcohol - 19 Drank "The Beast" (Milwaukee's Best) thinking it was "quality beer" - Age 14 Got too drunk to play video games – Age 18
Wished there really was a Wonka-like beer factory a la family guy – Age 15
Wished boobs produced beer – Age 2 1/2
Tried to make Skittlebrau – Age 23
Put out a fire started by alcohol with alcohol – 19
Drank “The Beast” (Milwaukee’s Best) thinking it was “quality beer” – Age 14

]]> Comment on The Fresh Prince of Hot Air by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2009/10/16/the-fresh-prince-of-hot-air/comment-page-1/#comment-247 Marc Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:52:08 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=1491#comment-247 The boy said "we did this for a show." Is he a Fal-con artist? The boy said “we did this for a show.” Is he a Fal-con artist?

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