Comments for Concentrated Awesome http://concentratedawesome.net Our blog can beat up your blog (sufficing that your blog is tied up, asleep, and a hemophiliac) Sun, 15 Jan 2012 06:58:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on If the election were based on 80s pop references by Richie http://concentratedawesome.net/2008/10/10/if-the-election-were-based-on-80s-pop-references/#comment-103 Richie Sun, 15 Jan 2012 06:58:28 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=93#comment-103 Is there anywhere else I can get information about this? I'm thinking I might write my term paper on it. Is there anywhere else I can get information about this? I’m thinking I might write my term paper on it.

]]> Comment on Division of Labor by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2011/09/27/division-of-labor/#comment-99 Marc Tue, 27 Sep 2011 18:37:51 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=3001#comment-99 When it comes to the video games split, I was R.O.B.bed. Stop looking at me, WonderSwan! I'll watch over The Simpsons until your dumbening stops or your Bonus Eruptus is cured. I promise to take care of the Fantastipotumus and keep the Bolognium stable. When it comes to the video games split, I was R.O.B.bed. Stop looking at me, WonderSwan!

I’ll watch over The Simpsons until your dumbening stops or your Bonus Eruptus is cured. I promise to take care of the Fantastipotumus and keep the Bolognium stable.

]]> Comment on Queer Fears by hankillones http://concentratedawesome.net/2011/06/28/queer-fears/#comment-98 hankillones Tue, 28 Jun 2011 15:28:23 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=2910#comment-98 nice post. got a stitch in my side now thanks nice post. got a stitch in my side now thanks

]]> Comment on On becoming a monkey’s uncle by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2011/04/13/on-becoming-a-monkeys-uncle/#comment-97 Marc Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:06:03 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=2859#comment-97 I didn't realize this was going to be a post where you huff a ton, a "Huffington Post," if you will. Who are you, Aubrey Huff or the Big, Bad Wolf? I say if you buy wine that's bottled, you're showing off. "Always bet on black" does not apply to ice hockey, tennis or Rebecca Black. I didn’t realize this was going to be a post where you huff a ton, a “Huffington Post,” if you will. Who are you, Aubrey Huff or the Big, Bad Wolf?
I say if you buy wine that’s bottled, you’re showing off.
“Always bet on black” does not apply to ice hockey, tennis or Rebecca Black.

]]> Comment on As Sheen on TV by Will http://concentratedawesome.net/2011/03/05/as-sheen-on-tv/#comment-96 Will Sat, 05 Mar 2011 13:45:11 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=2834#comment-96 I had a few more suggestions myself Recreating the "High"lander - After taking over the role of most recent Hollywood sex/drug/etc addict, Charlie Sheen battles it out with other celebs sliding down into the crapper. There can be only one (drugged out star). While on the topic of recreating movies, he can also do Speed, Warlock, and Hot Shots Part 3 (all 3 of which he could be convinced were documetaries) A tv show where he watches Elliot Spitzer on CN and makes incredulous faces as to how he managed to get a respectable job (outside Hollywood) despite his whoring around. Beta Tester for Sleepy's mattresses - Wait, sorry, that's for worst gigs Sheen could take up. Walking down the streets of major US cities with a boombox playing "Eye of the Tiger". How does that make money? I dunno, but I'd pay $5 to see it and I don't think I'm alone. I had a few more suggestions myself

Recreating the “High”lander – After taking over the role of most recent Hollywood sex/drug/etc addict, Charlie Sheen battles it out with other celebs sliding down into the crapper. There can be only one (drugged out star).

While on the topic of recreating movies, he can also do Speed, Warlock, and Hot Shots Part 3 (all 3 of which he could be convinced were documetaries)

A tv show where he watches Elliot Spitzer on CN and makes incredulous faces as to how he managed to get a respectable job (outside Hollywood) despite his whoring around.

Beta Tester for Sleepy’s mattresses – Wait, sorry, that’s for worst gigs Sheen could take up.

Walking down the streets of major US cities with a boombox playing “Eye of the Tiger”. How does that make money? I dunno, but I’d pay $5 to see it and I don’t think I’m alone.

]]> Comment on The day the music (video game) died by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2011/02/10/the-day-the-music-video-game-died/#comment-95 Marc Thu, 10 Feb 2011 23:25:05 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=2808#comment-95 This opens up the market for our game, Keytar Hero. I thought your band was called the Grateful Undead. Don't forget to drink lots of fake beer - aka O'Doul's. Sounds like you're taking the flabby road to playing Abbey Road. You scratch more than a DJ with dandruff. This opens up the market for our game, Keytar Hero.
I thought your band was called the Grateful Undead.
Don’t forget to drink lots of fake beer – aka O’Doul’s.
Sounds like you’re taking the flabby road to playing Abbey Road. You scratch more than a DJ with dandruff.

]]> Comment on Go Canuck Yourself by ConcentratedAwesome http://concentratedawesome.net/2008/07/01/go-canuck-yourself/#comment-13 ConcentratedAwesome Thu, 23 Dec 2010 03:08:07 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=64#comment-13 You are adorable. Perhaps one day you'll understand sarcasm. In the mean time, I hope you survive the late December polar bear attacks. P.S.: Thanksgiving is in November. You are adorable. Perhaps one day you’ll understand sarcasm. In the mean time, I hope you survive the late December polar bear attacks.

P.S.: Thanksgiving is in November.

]]> Comment on Go Canuck Yourself by nardiax http://concentratedawesome.net/2008/07/01/go-canuck-yourself/#comment-12 nardiax Thu, 23 Dec 2010 03:04:47 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=64#comment-12 First of all, whoever wrote this is not helping with the American stereotype us Candians.. and most other countries around the world share - that you are uninformed, and blinded by your inability to perceive anything that doesn't have the word gun, steal, murder, money, or food in it. Second, I don't know if this website is some kind of American humour, because I honestly don't see the connection between Derrida's work and any of the content on this website.. (including this sad excuse for an American joke) Why don't you spend less time trying your very hardest to impress the internet with the most cliche and known Canadian stereotypes, and.. oh I don't know.. maybe get your ass a job, which might be hard given the turbulent state of the American economy. eh? First of all, whoever wrote this is not helping with the American stereotype us Candians.. and most other countries around the world share – that you are uninformed, and blinded by your inability to perceive anything that doesn’t have the word gun, steal, murder, money, or food in it.

Second, I don’t know if this website is some kind of American humour, because I honestly don’t see the connection between Derrida’s work and any of the content on this website.. (including this sad excuse for an American joke)

Why don’t you spend less time trying your very hardest to impress the internet with the most cliche and known Canadian stereotypes, and.. oh I don’t know.. maybe get your ass a job, which might be hard given the turbulent state of the American economy.

eh?

]]> Comment on Google Instant: It’s about time by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2010/09/09/google-instant-its-about-time/#comment-94 Marc Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:08:21 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=2547#comment-94 Concentrated Awesome Instant: When you need your nonsense in a nanosecond. Concentrated Awesome Instant: Better than instant coffee, but worse than instant pudding (about the same as instant coffee-flavored pudding). Concentrated Awesome Instant: An even less sophisticated level of discourse than instant messaging (ICQ has a higher IQ). Instant porn: Here's a box of tissues. Clean yourself up. By the way, you forgot to close the blinds. Concentrated Awesome Instant: When you need your nonsense in a nanosecond.

Concentrated Awesome Instant: Better than instant coffee, but worse than instant pudding (about the same as instant coffee-flavored pudding).

Concentrated Awesome Instant: An even less sophisticated level of discourse than instant messaging (ICQ has a higher IQ).

Instant porn: Here’s a box of tissues. Clean yourself up. By the way, you forgot to close the blinds.

]]> Comment on The Explodables by Marc http://concentratedawesome.net/2010/08/17/the-explodables/#comment-93 Marc Tue, 17 Aug 2010 13:56:39 +0000 http://concentratedawesome.net/?p=2459#comment-93 Seagal's more likely to succumb to banana pudding than a banana peel. Seagal’s more likely to succumb to banana pudding than a banana peel.

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