Will and Marc are two totally hetero BFFs who are loved by some (their mothers) and loathed by others (including, but not limited to: landlords, ex-girlfriends, mailmen, valets, short order cooks, hair stylists, Free Masons, the Irish and David Schwimmer).

They enjoy slacking, loafing, dawdling, goofing off and lollygagging. Also plotting to overthrow the government and macramé.

Their favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Michelangelo and Raphael, respectively.

Will resides in New York City, where he rides a giant winged cockroach named Buster to work when the subway is late and carves papayas into the shapes of other fruits for decorative purposes.

Marc lives in Tobacco-Cigarette, NC, sipping mint juleps brewed in his bathtub and debating the correct pronunciation of pecan.