Tiger's transgressions have some teed off.

Tiger’s alleged extra-marital affairs might cost him many of his endorsements (and we’re guessing Fidelity won’t ask him to be a spokesman), but we see an opportunity to plug a new product, which was at the center of the scandal. Expect to see this commercial soon:

Hi, Tiger Woods here. You know what I like, besides sleeping around? Long drives, on and off the course. And there’s no better vehicle to take them in than the all-new 2010 Cadillac Escalaid, specially designed for swingers of all sorts. It’s spacious interior contains enough room for your clubs and the women from the clubs. The leather backseat, which folds down flat, is both large and comfortable. Believe me, I’ve spent a lot of time there. Yes, the stylish and improved Escalaid assures I have game even away from the links.

The Escalaid has exceptional speed, whether you’re running late for tee time or running away from your enraged spouse, you’ll get going fast. GPS with turn by turn navigation helps you find what you’re looking for with ease, be it a new course or a new hotel to meet your mistress at. It delivers on safety, too, with shatter-proof windows and front and side airbags to protect you from harm, in the form of an accident or the wrath of your wronged wife. A padded brake and accelerator are perfect if you prefer to drive without shoes, like me. My favorite feature is the rear-view camera that lets you see objects behind you. It won’t help when you back out of tournaments, but it will help when you back out of the driveway in the early hours of the morning. The Escalaid is the best way to get around after you’ve played a few rounds or slept around.

With all these amazing amenities, there’s a “hole” lot to love about the 2010 Escalaid. What can I say, I’m fond of caddies. And cocktail waitresses.

Cadillac Escalaid, the car cheaters choose.

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