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And on the seventh edition, Gates rested… on top of a huge pile of money. Windows 7 has been released and it’s very exciting news… for people who look forward to having new technology to shout at. There are some notable changes that will make consumers want to show Windows the door and boot it out, not up.
There are so many errors, they should change its name to “Wind’ohs.” Surveys show Americans believe screwing up is more amusing when Homer Simpson is doing it.
Windows is like hitting on a girl at a bar. Most of the time, you can predict when you’ll get shut down, but there are still plenty of instances where you get shut down unexpectedly.
Windows is so susceptible to viruses, users have been asked to get it a swine flu vaccine.
Windows needs so much protection, Trojan has put a latex coating over the installation disc.
What does a man whose last name is Gates know about making Windows? You wouldn’t expect a guy named Schumacher to tailor your suit competently.
It leads to committing one of the seven deadly sins: envy. All Windows users envy Linux and Mac ones. Windows itself is guilty of another: sloth.
Minesweeper has been replaced by Mindsweeper, a game that erases horrible Windows experiences from memory.
That adorable and precocious little Asian girl from the “I’m a PC” ads is actually Microsoft’s top software engineer. She’s busy working on the next update, Windows Pink Sparkles.
In addition to sleep mode, there is now coma mode, where your computer will wake up randomly between a week to 16 months after you ask it to.
Due to popular demand, Microsoft Office now includes Word, Excel, Outlook, PowerPoint and episodes of The Office (American version). When a co-worker remarks about the apps, “I wish this package was bigger and better,” you’ll be there to respond with a timely, “That’s what she said!”
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