Everyone’s favorite middle-aged Jewish rap trio, the Beastie Boys, have just announced the name of their new album, due out in the fall, “Hot Sauce Committee.” Is the strange selection a form of self-sabotage? Here are some of the alternate titles containing condiments they considered:
The Boys decide to wing it.
Soy Sauce Senate
Barbecue Sauce Board
Plum Sauce Panel
Chutney Consortium
Thousand Island Dressing Trustees
Maple Syrup Moderators
Ranch Dressing Representatives
Teriyaki Sauce Task Force
Mayonnaise Members Meeting
Guacamole Guild
Horseradish Hearings
A-1 Assembly
Mustard Mob
Secret Salsa Society
Team Tartar Sauce
Wasabi War Room
