Christian Bale went bonkers, while Joaquin Phoenix continues his bird-brained behavior. Here’s CA’s breakdown of the two Hollywood headcases.
| Bale | Phoenix | |
|---|---|---|
| Should cut back on | outbursts | facial hair |
| Needs to know he’s not | Batman | a rapper |
| Accused of hitting | his mother | the bottle |
| Could use a class in | anger management | public speaking |
| If not careful, could turn into | Russell Crowe | Kevin Federline |
| Stop filming him | McG | Casey Affleck |
| Shrink’s advice | take a chill pill | stop taking so many chill pills |
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