I had a couple ideas for some posts this week: funny portmanteaus, nerd humor, yet another top 10 list to add to the internet (take THAT cracked.com!), but today happens to be Marc’s birthday as well, so I’m abandoning those ideas for now. Instead, I photoshopped together Van Damme serving Optimus Prime a bowl from Kyoto Fantasy Express (the greatest restaurant ever) as he roundhouse kicks a Zombie with Donovan McNabb’s approval. Ok, the zombie was for me, but the rest are classic Marc.

There are also way too many pictures of JCVD in banana hammocks than I’d like to have known. Thanks Google Images. Happy birthday, fucker.

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