1st Term of Endearment: Britney and Barack — BFFs?

Earlier this week, the Twitter accounts of Britney Spears and Barack Obama were hacked. Is it a coincidence or were the pop star and President-elect covertly carrying on a relationship? CA uncovered a secret dialogue where some textual healing took place.

Obama: Who’s this? Ayers? Blago?

Spears: It’s Britney, bitch!

Obama: O. I was hoping for Jamie Lynn.

Spears: WTF?

Obama: J/K!

Spears: ROTFL!!

Obama: So, what’s up? Need help w/ a song? I’ve got some sweet speechwriters.

Spears: Just wanna say congrats.

Obama: Thnx. I got a little “Lucky.”

Spears: LOL. U listen 2 my music?

Obama: 24/7.

Spears: Hot. I’m really n2 politics. “Womanizer,” is about Bill Clinton.

Obama: 4 real?

Spears: 4 sheezy, preezy.

Obama: Huh?

Spears: That’s slang 4 “President.”

Obama: That song would work for John Edwards, 2.

Spears: The psychic?

Obama: N/M. Is ”Toxic” is about the ills of dumping waste illegally and how the country is slowly becoming a giant landfill b/c of our mindset that everything’s disposable?

Spears: OMG!!! U understood the msg!

Obama: Have u joined Baby Mommas for Obama?

Spears: IDK. I’m soo busy.

Obama: Ya, ur life’s a “Circus.”

Spears: LMAO! Tru dat.

Obama: FYI, as the “preezy,” I could have K-Fed executed.

Spears: I’ll Barack your world!

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