1st Term of Endearment: Britney and Barack — BFFs?
Earlier this week, the Twitter accounts of Britney Spears and Barack Obama were hacked. Is it a coincidence or were the pop star and President-elect covertly carrying on a relationship? CA uncovered a secret dialogue where some textual healing took place.
Obama: Who’s this? Ayers? Blago?
Spears: It’s Britney, bitch!
Obama: O. I was hoping for Jamie Lynn.
Spears: WTF?
Obama: J/K!
Spears: ROTFL!!
Obama: So, what’s up? Need help w/ a song? I’ve got some sweet speechwriters.
Spears: Just wanna say congrats.
Obama: Thnx. I got a little “Lucky.”
Spears: LOL. U listen 2 my music?
Obama: 24/7.
Spears: Hot. I’m really n2 politics. “Womanizer,” is about Bill Clinton.
Obama: 4 real?
Spears: 4 sheezy, preezy.
Obama: Huh?
Spears: That’s slang 4 “President.”
Obama: That song would work for John Edwards, 2.
Spears: The psychic?
Obama: N/M. Is ”Toxic” is about the ills of dumping waste illegally and how the country is slowly becoming a giant landfill b/c of our mindset that everything’s disposable?
Spears: OMG!!! U understood the msg!
Obama: Have u joined Baby Mommas for Obama?
Spears: IDK. I’m soo busy.
Obama: Ya, ur life’s a “Circus.”
Spears: LMAO! Tru dat.
Obama: FYI, as the “preezy,” I could have K-Fed executed.
Spears: I’ll Barack your world!
