Funny money: Cook, shown here asking humorously to borrow $2 for gas (he leaves the thumb out in case you turn him down and he needs to hitch a ride). 

Dane Cook’s business manager has been laughing all the way to the bank. The half-brother of the comedian is accused of embezzeling more than $10 million, including forging a $3 million check. This robber relative, who has managed Cook’s finances since the early 1990s, clearly isn’t a candidate for “Employee of the Month.” Since drama sells, we’ve re-worked the titles of a few of his movies and stand-up specials to reflect this personal betrayal.

Dane in Real Strife

Bad Luck, Schmuck

Poorgasm

Viscious Inner Circle

Waiting…For Cash

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