Give ‘em Hill: “What, I didn’t win?!”

In what may have been a last-ditch effort to bring Amy Poehler back to SNL, President-elect Barack Obama has named his democratic rival in the race, Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State. Here are some other cabinet positions he considered her for:

Secretary of Sore Losers

Secretary of Dodging Imaginary Sniper Fire

Secretary of Pantsuits

Secretary of Former First Ladies During the Last Democratic Administration

Secretary of Tolerating Adultery

Secretary of Unaccomplished Universal Health Care Plans

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