The match game: She’s usually a set up, not setup.
Tennis star Maria Sharapova recently auctioned off a night with herself for charity for $10K. CA offers a guide to increase the winning bidder’s chances of converting Sharapova from singles life to love-all.
Do compliment her backhand, but do not pay her backhanded compliments.
Brush up on your Russian. If there’s no time, at least order a White Russian and Russian salad dressing.
Snap all photos with a Cannon camera. Nothing shows you care like remembering a woman’s sponsorships.
Avoid sharing with her your tennis porn name, Andy Rawdick.
Leave the dreidel at home. She enjoys top spin, not spinning tops.
Don’t mention the unauthorized biography of her you’re working on, “It Ain’t (Sharap)ova ‘Til the Phat Lady Swings.”
Be attentive. She’s accustomed to excellent service.
Pick up the check. The world’s wealthiest female athlete, with an annual income of between $23-26 million, shouldn’t be expected to pay the bill.
Thanks to these helpful hints, it’s Advantage: You!
