What’s swine is yours: Palin’s been hogging the spotlight lately.
Barack Obama has caught a great deal of criticism for his “lipstick on a pig” comment. As much as he’s being dragged through the mud like the aforementioned animal, it could’ve been worse. Here are a few alternatives his speechwriters suggestions, which all relied on alliteration for some reason:
Eyeliner on an elephant
Rouge on a rooster
Lotion on a lizard
Mousse on a moose
Perfume on a panda
Mascara on a monkey
Foundation on a ferret
Blush on a bear
Concealer on a cougar
Powder on a puma
Gel on a giraffe
Wrinkle cream on a wallaby
