Blitz and glamour: With Brady hurt, opposing teams will have fun storming the Cassel.
Now that Tom Brady is out for the season, how will he spend his substantial leisure time? We’re assuming he’s not a World of Warcraft or patchwork quilt kind of guy. A few ideas:
Dwell on the silver lining: No more helmet hair.
Start a second career as a news anchor under the assumed name Tom Brokeaww.
Launch an athletic injury consultation firm, Knee to Know Basis.
Penn a book of pigskin ponderings, First and Zen. If time, plan a follow-up, Passing Thoughts.
Open an animal shelter, Tom’s Cats.
Inquire about any positives to immobility with Drew Bledsoe.
Collaborate with The Who on an updated, biographical version of “Tommy.”
Start a hair extension business, Brady’s Braids.
Watch a nonstop marathon of “The Brady Bunch.”
Endorse the GPS TomTom. Imply strongly that the product will help you find supermodels, success. Slogan: When you’re feeling directionless, reach for the Tom you can trust.
