Janos Baranyai dislocated his elbow on Tuesday at the Beijing Olympics while trying to power lift 148kg. Shifting slightly, his elbow fell apart as did his hopes for appearing on a Wheaties box. In solidarity, we’d like to offer some alternatives he can promote:

1. Coors Light – Crack open a cold one
2. Slim Jim – snap in to it
3. Kit Kat – break me off a piece
4. And, of course Rice Krispies – Snap, Crackle, Pop!

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