Here’s a quick cross section of what you may find in my brain:

1. Sarcasm (large core part, reaaaaal useful)
2. Simpsons references (Monkey reenactments of the civil war, lyrics to Talkin’ Softball, “To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems”)
3. Memorized video games (magical sword in second adventure of Zelda, up up down down left right left right b a start )
4. 80′s cartoons catch phrases (Thundercats Hoooo, Yoooo Joe!, Autobots, Move out!)
5. Zombie defense tactics (barracading self in a mall, aiming for the head, running like hell)
6. Potpouri of things that kick ass (Explosions, Ninjas, sharks, drum solos, exploding ninja shark drum solos)
7. Horribly awesome movies (Evil Dead series, Demolition Man, anything by Van Damme)
8. Knowledge of all things about women (pretty limited, mostly consisting of “Yay boobies!”)
9. Everything I learned in college (bros before hos, beer pong, how not to get laid (See: Simpsons references, Knowledge of all things about women, video games, zombie defense tactics…ok, everything here))

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