You wouldn’t like me… when I’m pouty!
Edward Norton, unsatisfied with the final cut of his superhero film, has refused to promote the movie. His staunch indifference reminds Concentrated Awesome of imitation, product-sponsored wannabees, other
Uninspired Comic Book Characters
The Flash Fryer (and his young, nerdy sidekick, The Flash Card)
The Lenient Disciplinarian (even evil needs some slack)
Irony Man (as Alanis sung, it’s like rain/when you’re made out of material that rusts)
Wonderbra Woman (works best as support)
The Green Fungus (in the mold of the greats)
Indivisible Girl (she doesn’t need to divide to conquer)
Specter Walker
Tights Fetish Man
Schick Quatro Blade (smoothly shaving lives)
The Thingy (no one knows what it is and no one cares to find out)
Leiutenant United States (sometimes teams with Corporal Canada)
Physician Normal
White Tiger
Daredevildogs (treating villians to a tasty serving of justice)
Bronze Wave Rider
Satellite (better reception than Cable)
Professor Ex (don’t fail him again)
Captain Plan It (let’s create a blueprint before we act)
The Shadow Puppet
