The only Ford older than Harrison is a Model T.
It’s been nearly 20 years since audiences were last treated to an Indiana Jones movie, but it’s proven easy to whip up fresh interest in the franchise. Audiences really dig the archaeologist. Many different plot lines were considered for the latest installment and here were some of the alternative titles before “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” was settled on.
Indiana Jones and the Lost Archs Supports (Dr. Jones meets Dr. Scholl’s)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Money Steve Spielberg Worships At
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Animal Figurines (homage to “The Glass Menagerie”)
Indiana Jones and the Last Jihad (Tagline: Osama’s bin hidin’. But the terrorists didn’t count on the one man who knows his way around caves even better.)
Indiana Jones and the Family Reunion (aka Keeping Up the Joneses)
Indiana Jones and the Visit to the Magic Kingdom with His Grandkids (aka Journey to the Center of Epcot)
Indiana Jones and the Elusive Fountain of Youth (Indy teams up with Ponce de Leon and travels to Florida, doing battle with hordes of retirees and giant insects)
Indiana Jones Goes to White Castle (Indy and his nephew, played by Neil Patrick Harris, tired of settling for the senior special at Denny’s, seek the fabled fast food chain)
Indiana Jones and the Whatever’s on His Planner Today (Tagline: Adventures in Aisle 5)
