Newly appointed New York governor David Paterson admitted to cheating on his wife during a tough time in their marriage. We’ll try to turn a blind eye to his tryst.
Two can scam: Thinking outside of the cereal box, a pair of sisters in Virginia are selling an Illinois-shaped corn flake on ebay. It’s bound to be someone’s lucky charm.
Paris Hilton is going to host a reality show on TV in which she searches for a new best friend. Money just wasn’t cutting it anymore.
Minnie Driver revealed she was pregnant to Jay Leno. Driver is hoping it’s a girl, as she can’t wait to have a mini-Minnie.
Mariah Carey told Allure magazine, “I understand that people think I am a ditzy moron.” Carey went on to say that it hurts to be compared to Jessica Simpson.
Lloyd’s of London has insured a wine maker in France’s nose for 5 million euros. He’ll probably never so much as sniff the money, but if something were to happen, Lloyd’s would pay through the nose.
Viacommies: In a move that would make the U.S. media conglomerates swell with pride, China has blocked its citizens from accessing YouTube. Internet security has tightened ever since the government launched the Great Firewall of China.

