Loon makes it one step closer to Mars: New York City street performer the Naked Cowboy is suing Mars Inc. in the amount of $6 million (he’s not just seeking Kudos) for displaying an M&M in a billboard wearing his getup. Like a majority of the candy Mars makes, the Naked Cowboy is a bit nutty.
Kiwis like it ruff: A song recorded at a frequency only audible to dogs, “A Very Silent Night,” has hit the height of pupularity, reaching the top spot on the New Zealand music charts (that couldn’t have made Flight of the Conchords feel very good). We didn’t know Fergie had that kind of range.
Zenmark: They’re coping just fine in Copenhagen. According to study by Leicester University in England, Demark is the happiest country in the world. We know we’d be jolly if we were eating a cherry danish right now. Maybe the Danes are so gay because they’re, well, gay. Denmark was at the forefront of legal rights for same sex couples, instituting a registered partnership back in 1989.
Not leaving Las Vegas: Cher has agreed to perform 200 shows at Caesar’s Palace (cirque du oy vey!). In a related story, Cher’s career is officially over.
