by Marc January 14th, 2008 Posted in: Uncategorized

Has Jessica Simpson been a jinx for Tony Romo, who has struggled in his last several outings? The quarterback is acting nonchalant about any connection between their romance and his recent results. As for Simpson, the reason she’s able to attend games is because she’s not acting at all. Simpson has caused Romo to hit more sour notes than her previous beau, Nick Lachey.

The only thing that can stop LeBron James is the Ohio state police. James was ticketed for driving 36 miles over the speed limit in the wee (or maybe “whee”) hours of the morning. His ride, an ’08 Mercedes, unlike the Cavs, had no problem getting to 101.

Former NBA player Glen Rice was arrested on domestic battery charges following a scenario that sounds like it was scripted by R. Kelly: Rice repeatedly punched a man he found hiding in his estranged wife’s closet. The victim needed nine stiches. The lesson learned from this incident? When Rice boils over, it’s a mess.

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