It was goodbye pot anecdotes, hello drinking stories as Dane Cook broke Dave Chappelle’s Laugh Factory record for a set, going for seven hours or even longer than the after-party at the nearest frathouse Cook undoubtedly attended afterward (sample dialogue: ” ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’? Awesome song. Even awesomer suggestion — for chicks, bro!”). “Short order” Cook even treated his audience to dinner, making us wonder which was more bland and unoriginal: the jokes or the food?
Ay there’s the rub
Crickey, Australian government officials spent $96,000 of taxpayers’ money on massages last year, a report revealed. Apparently, the expenditures just rolled off their relaxed backs.


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