Las Vegas has announced plans to open a museum about the mafia by 2010, as a tribute to the city’s felonious founding fathers. Why pay to learn about crime when you can just stroll the strip (who knows what ones you’ll witness and/or be unwillingly involved in if you choose that option)? Admission is expected to cost a carton of smokes or however much dough ya got on ya, mac. Certain to be the top seller in the gift shop: cement shoes.
